Archive for July, 2010

Groupie (Group-ie) a person who seeks emotional and sexual intimacy with a musician or other celebrity. “Groupie” is derived from group in reference to a musical group, but the word is also used in a more general sense, especially in casual conversation. A fan, especially a young woman, who follows a rock group around on tours.

Bon Jovi (Bon Joe-Vee) are an American rock band from Sayreville, New Jersey. Formed in 1983, Bon Jovi consists of lead singer and namesake Jon Bon Jovi, guitarist Richie Sambora, keyboardist David Bryan, drummer Tico Torres as well as current bassist Hugh McDonald. Throughout their career, the band have released eleven studio albums, two compilation albums and one live album, and have sold over 130 million records worldwide. They have performed more than 2,600 concerts in over 50 countries for more than 34 million fans.

“Nothing is as important as passion. No matter what you want to do with your life, be passionate. Don’t get too comfortable with who you are at any given time – you may miss the opportunity to become who you want to be. Believe in love. Believe in magic. Hell, believe in Santa Clause. Believe in others. Believe in yourself. Believe in your dreams. If you don’t, who will?” - Jon Bon ‘Fuckin’ Jovi


“Your love is like bad medicine.”- Jon Bon Jovi

If you are planning to get into an argument with an animal any time soon. Make sure it is not with a goat.

Goats In Trees Calendar 2011. That is really specific.

Some lady jumps on the tracks at the Harlem-125th Street station following an alleged dispute with her girlfriend and threatens to kill herself, but quickly remembers that trains don’t stop even for lesbian arguments and gets the hell out of there. I bet you’re relieved to know someone was filming this for YouTube in case she actually got squished.

Relax…

“Pompakour” is not just a really fun word to shout out, it is also an awesome new sport. New Zealand-based Frucor Beverages promotes their guarana-flavored V energy drink by inventing a parkour / ladder hybrid called “Pompakour” without bothering to note that the stuntmen in the Ad are professionals and these sorts of tricks should not be attempted at home. Ever.


This Lindsay Lohan update is brought to you by the Starbucks Non-Fat Soy Latte and the caring folks at the Free Lindsay Lohan Foundation for Repeat Offenders.

According to various celeb “news” sources, several top stylists as well as hair and makeup people have been put on call from midnight on Thursday through the entire weekend for Lindsay’s release. Lindsay knows very well that the 30-second walk from the jail to her waiting car will be photographed and seen around the world. This is why she is determined to look her best.

“Yes, but what is she going to wear? The suspense is killing me!” I hear you cry out…
When Paris Hilton left prison, image experts choreographed her 30-second walk to her waiting SUV step by step, even down to when she cried out “mommy.” Lindsay’s exit will be no different and it has already been decided she will leave wearing her own brand of leggings.

If you run a jail, and your inmates come out looking sexy, I don’t think it’s unreasonable to conclude that you’re a fucking asshole who isn’t doing their job. Lindsay was there because she broke 800 laws. She shouldn’t come out looking refreshed. She should come out limping and with a tiara carved into her head.” WWTDD

I can exclusively reveal another excerpt from Lindsay’s Jail Diary…
Day 12.


A well-dressed Kanye West drops some hot freestyle joints on the fine folks at Facebook’s Palo Alto HQ. Why? I have no idea. Turn that shit up!
“I swear life’s a bitch on her period.” True dat.

And speaking of little gangstas, 4-year-old Geoffrey Jr. is pissed that the girls wasted his time with all the “gentle animal” exhibits and he didn’t get to see any of the cool animals (e.g. lions, and pumas, and bears) and now it’s time to leave. Who hasn’t felt like this at the Zoo?

Ramon Film Productions presents: Who Killed Captain Alex — Uganda’s first action film. This looks like the type of film we need to come out on BluRay before we can fully appreciate it. I’m not sure I can wait that long. I wonder if Michael Bay or JJ Abrams are involved in this project?

Film eno ekwata ku kibanda amajje gwe gaagoba mu kibuga ne gamulumba ne mu kyalo jjeyali ye kukumye.yatabuka bwebawamba muganda we natuka no kulumba basi ya majje eyali egumbye emabega wa police station. A wo we wafiira ne Captain Alex.atamanyibwa ani yamutta.kya mu waliriza okuba ne helicopter ya police n’akuba ekibuga.

The WTF Please Kill Me Before Captain Alex Film Award

To my enlightened friends who enjoy a glass of wine… And those who don’t.

As Ben Franklin said:
“In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.”

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) – bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.
Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of shit.

Gosh, look at this lovely glass of wine,…mmmm….

“What is the definition of a good wine? It should start and end with a smile.”
– William Sokolin


Photos have surfaced of the Biebs posing in his hockey gear in Canada back in 2005 and 2006, way before he became arguably the hottest teen lady commodity since Junior Tampax. Look how carefree and innocent he was back then! His Bieber-Do was just merely a bud of the glorious hair plant it would eventually become.

The Bieber also refers to Tim Horton’s as “crack”. The boy is so Canadian. It does make one feel awfully proud. I must say, your Bieberness, maybe you are not the talentless teenage cornball gangsta wannabe playa I thought you were. Is it okay if I call you “My Biebs” from now on? You cute little Canadian kid of hair flicking goodness.

World champion freediver Guillaume Néry’s special dive at Dean’s Blue Hole, the deepest blue hole in the world filmed entirely on breath hold by the french champion Julie Gautier.