Archive for 2010/08/05

Have you heard the saying “Don’t play in the road unless you want to get hit by an ice-cream truck”?

I hope the ice-cream truck wasn’t damaged.

Meanwhile in Finland, a Reindeer steals a man’s wife for sexy-time.


The WTF Reindeer Suprise Butt Sex Award of the Week

Chad Cowan and best-selling author of “The Stormchasers” Jenna Blum captured this absolutely INSANE storm structure from South Dakota on July 23, 2010! Earlier in its life-span, as the storm was over the town of Vivian, it dropped a record-breaking hail stone. Excuse me, I have a question. Why the hell are they driving towards it? My reaction would be to scream “Miley Cyrus!” and drive as fast as possible in the opposite direction. Crazy people.

Below is a picture of one of the massive hail stones that fell during the storm. This monster was a whopping 8 INCHES IN DIAMETER and weighed just under TWO POUNDS!!

The apocolypse is coming.
The end.

Documentation of Interior Semiotics, a performance by Gabbi Colette.
Basically, a young performance artist rubs a mixture of dirt and SpaghettiOs all over her shirt, recites phonetic gibberish, cuts a hole in the crotch of her pants, urinates on the floor, cleans it up with her dirty shirt, and leaves.

Hipster art…um…but what does it mean? Life is dirty and shit and then we try to clean it up. I think Double Rainbow is more profound than this and equally as shocking. And another thing, how long does it take to get a fucking can open? The title of this video should be “Misuse of a Can Opener”. Seriously, this is the worse cooking show I have ever seen! This is why terrorists hate America.

I think one of the hipsters sums it up best near the end when he says, “I need to get up now.”

Question: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Answer: It’s an obscure number, you’ve probably never heard of it.