The Associated Press reports that a Polish man, who was out celebrating and drunk on the street in Germany, was hit in the back of the head by a stray bullet. Though the bullet was just discovered and removed, the injury happened on New Year’s Eve–five years ago!
The man said that he remembered being hit in the head, but didn’t think much of it at the time. The doctors report that bullet didn’t penetrate the skull and police have concluded that the bullet likely wasn’t meant for the 35-year-old man. From the sounds of it, that must have been some New Year’s bash (I don’t even want to imagine the hangover). Come to think of it, I also heard this happened to Chuck Norris three times. What do you expect from an action hero who has counted to infinity twice? Think of it like this: If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. Anyway, the bottomline is Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Poland or tough men. He invented water.
In other news, FOX NEWS has an important story to share with the inbred of America…
