Archive for November, 2010

Arizona Cardinals QB Derek Anderson doesn’t think his laughing on the sideline with offensive lineman Deuce Lutui when his team is down 18 points in the 4th quarter is funny at all.

He’s got nothing on Christian Bale.

Did you know that knight armour included penis armour? Me neither.

It’s Snuggie Hanukkah!

Someday people of the future will look back at this advertising and laugh and shake their heads in wonder.

I think all this would make Jesus cry.

Warning: You will soon be furiously combing your immediate surroundings for a plastic coat hanger and a coin.

Science: It works, bitches.


Via: Gawker
Some 2,600 police and army operatives swept through a Brazilian slum on Sunday, seizing 11 tons of marijuana and “a small arsenal” of weapons—including a missile—from a notorious drug gang. They also found a Justin Bieber mural.

Pezao, whom The Guardian describes as “one of the area’s top traffickers,” is apparently also one of the area’s top Justin Bieber fans. Brazilian news outlet R7 published the above photo, as well as several others documenting the narcos’ “mansions.” They’ll need to update for Bieber’s new haircut, obviously.

The “unprecedented” operation, which focused on the notorious 70,000-resident Complexo do Alemao, took place at 8 a.m. By 9:30 a.m. it had been “conquered,” (that’s what the police said, at least), and in the afternoon the government troops “hoisted the country’s green and yellow flag.” The hope was to weaken the Red Command drug gang and capture some of its notorious members—like Zeu, the drug lord behind the samurai-sword murder of Brazilian journalist Tim Lopes.

Will Farrell knows better than to hit a girl.

Psilocybin mushrooms, (magic mushrooms, teónanácatl) are fungi that contain the medicinal compounds psilocybin and psilocin. There are multiple colloquial terms for psilocybin mushrooms, the most common being magic mushrooms or shrooms.

I’m pretty sure that is not a correct swimming technique.

Nicholas Cage losing his shit for 4mins.

It wouldn’t be Black Friday without a thoroughly chilling compilation of consumerism gone awry. There is no excuse for this madness.

So it’s settled, zombies do in fact run.


The WTF Darwinism At It’s Finest Award of the Week

It’s Black Friday in America! That means it’s time to trample people to death in big box stores everywhere. To celebrate this crazy time of year, here’s a YouTube video called ‘Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows”.

The Westboro Baptist church and Pastor Fred Phelps hate Black Friday. Fact.

Meet Chloe Michelle. She likes to do impressions. Here’s the story of the time an Italian man from Brooklyn asked her out on a date.

How I Met Your Father.