Know Your Satanic Markings

Gather ’round kids, it’s time to know all about ‘Satanic Markings’. A stanger-than-fiction clip from the all-too-real Law Enforcement Guide to Satanic Cults, as seen in the FBI’s official list of resources ‘Beheadings & Ritual Murders.’

The Pentagram represents the 5 elements. Not Satan. Fact.
Some people may say “satanic ritual information clip” but all I see is some creepy guy wearing a bad shirt touching a girl pretending to be asleep in a bikini. All it needed was some 80s workout music in the background to be truly creepy.

Meanwhile, in Russia, evil vegetable eat you.

Hair Loss Hanukkah!

Happy Hanukkah! Hair loss product Hair Cubed sees opportunity for sales where others see a major religious holiday.


The WTF ‘Concoction of Organic Microfibers that come as a spray’ Award of the Week