Archive for 2011/02/01

I have always had a suspicion that PETA are really a front for a global porn network. Look at all those naked models and celebrities they use under the guise of animal protection. Surprise surprise that the People for the Ethical Treatment of Tits and Ass have a raunchy new Superbowl 2011 Ad.

Porn really is constructive, educational and good for animals.

Earlier today I went shopping at Capital Iron Hardware for some sturdy workman’s gloves (as you do). Look at the awesome pair I decided to go with…

Let be honest, it is better than nothing.

The most amusing miming of Phil Collins “You Can’t Hurry Love” performed by comedian David Armand for BBC2’s Fast and Loose you will ever see.

Meanwhile, at the Pyramid Lounge, an elderly gentleman tries out his interpretive dance version of Whitney Houston’s “I Want Dance With Somebody”.

I can’t wait for the day when I am really old and don’t give a fuck anymore.