Harry Hanrahan of The 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time has too much time on his hands. This time he ransacks a mess of classic films to find the 100 Greatest Movie Threats Of All Time…
Archive for May, 2011
Tags: Greatest Movie Threats, Harry Hanrahan, Invaluable Input, Meanwhile In Greece, Movie Montage, Pajiba, Supercut
Tags: Footloose, Jefferson Memorial, Jefferson Memorial Dancing, Jefferson Memorial Protest, Police Arrests, Police State, Silent Flashmob, The Daily What, White People Problems, Wtop.com
“Several people were arrested Saturday afternoon at the Jefferson Memorial, protesting the recent court decision that upheld a ban on dancing at the memorial. According to protester Andrew Sharp, the U.S. Park Police told the group they would be immediately be arrested without warning if they started dancing… He and about a dozen others gathered at the Jefferson Memorial to protest a U.S. Court of Appeals ruling from earlier this month which upheld a ban on dancing at the monument officially put in place last year.”
Yet, the Westboro Baptist Church are free to protest soldier’s funerals wherever they like. This is just like that Footloose movie all over again. The police need to keep in mind that when they outlaw dancing, only outlaws will dance. I can just imagine what the police whispered in the ears of those brave dancing outlaws as they lay powerless on the floor, “You know who also liked dancing? Hitler.” And Hitler was white. Therefore, white people can’t dance. It’s simple math. You can’t deny it.
White People Problems: “I can’t dance at the Jefferson Memorial anymore.”
Tags: Between Two Ferns, Everything Must Go, Funny or Die, Jon Hamm, Scott Aukerman, The Hangover 2, Will Ferrell, Zach Galifianakis
Tags: Amazing Athelete, Mansour Bahrami, Reddit, Tennis, Tennis' Greatest Entertainer, The Daily What
Mansour Bahrami couldn’t afford a tennis racquet growing up, so he used frying pans and broom handles to imitate the players he saw while working as a ball boy at sports complex in Tehran. When a friend gave him a used racquet, Bahrami snuck into the courts to play, but the day he had longed for ended abruptly when a security guard kicked him out — but not before beating him with his own racquet.
So begins the cinematic life story of the man they call “tennis’ greatest entertainer,” who fled his home country after his game was banned, ended up living on the streets of Nice after gambling away all his money, yet somehow managed to find himself in the French Open Doubles finals thanks in large part to the unusual style he developed while playing with pans.
Tags: Eau de Bieber, Justin Bieber, Justin Bieber Perfume, Justin Bieber Someday, Lesbianism, Perfume, Perfume Marketing
Tags: Counterprotest, Fred Phelps, Gay Men’s Health Crisis, Gay Rights, Lisa Lampanelli, Megan Phelps, Pastor Fred Phelps, The Daily What, TMZ, WBC, Westboro Baptist Church
“Comedy’s Queen of Mean Lisa Lampanelli made good on her promise to donate $1,000 to the Gay Men’s Health Crisis for every Westboro Baptist Church member who showed up to protest her recent stand-up show in Topeka, taking to Twitter after the show to say “Thanks to these a-holes, $44,000 will be donated to the GMHC!!!”
She later bumped it up by $6k, tweeting “WBC inbreds counted 48 protesters, so I won’t quibble. I’ll make it an even $50,000!!!”
Best part? The donation will be made in the hate group’s name. Thanks WBC!”
Tags: Haters Gonna Hate, http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com, Man vs God, May 21 Rapture, Rapture, Rapture Movie, Rapture Trailer, RIP Society
Man vs God with God as the villain finally gets the B-movie we’ve all been waiting for. Unless the ‘real’ Rapture comes before this hits theaters in August and saves us from having to watch it… R.I.P Society.