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North Korea has issues.

North Korea’s neighbours and the wider world were last night nervously awaiting any dangerous developments after the sudden death of leader Kim Jong-il. The 69-year-old head of the nuclear-armed nation was said to have suffered a massive heart attack on his luxury private train on Saturday morning. Fantastic news! Now watch as brainwashed North Koreans weep hysterically at the news…

17 Crazy Facts about Kim Jong Il you need to know!

It’s the most wonderful time of the year

Stone Temple Pilot’s lead singer, Scott Weiland, performs “It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year” off his new holiday album by the same name at the iHeartRadio Theater.

A tribute to Christopher Hitchens

“Christopher Hitchens —the incomparable critic, masterful rhetorician, fiery wit, and fearless bon vivant—died yesterday at the age of 62. Love him or hate him, if you were ever on a stage or a television across from him about to engage in a debate, you should have thought about putting on a propeller hat then shitting in your hand to save yourself from the real embarrassment.”

Hitchens on FOX “News” Hannity & Colmes absolutely annihilating everyone:

Hitchens shits on biblical miracle claims…by quoting the Bible:

Hitchens deconstructing Jesus:

PLEASE click here to “make everything okay”.

Pikey Fight

Pikey - “From the English “turnpike”, the place where itinerent travellers and thieves would camp near a settlement. Pikey is not a racial group, the term is used to describe anyone who lives in a caravan or shares the same values and “culture” of “the travelling community”, and whose main sources of income are as follows:

Stealing cars, flogging roses in pubs for “childrens’ charities”, nicking lead off roofs, burgling garden sheds, blagging entry to old peoples house to rob them, doing dodgy tarmac jobs (“we’ve got some black stuff left over from a job up the road”), sometimes with mint imperials used as a substitute for white chippings, or, reportedly, using snow to lay slabs on when the sand ran out, stealing your bollocks if they weren’t in a bag and anything else that’s not nailed down and anything that is nailed down but will fit in the back of an untaxed Transit when nobody’s looking.

Characterised by lurchers on a string, a unintelligible language that “isn’t English, it isn’t Irish, it’s just Pikey” (source: Film: Snatch), a penchant for harecoursing, ketamine, lighter fuel, fighting in pubs and shopping at Lidl.

Best avoided.”
Via: Urban Dictionary

U10 Hockey Fight!

Rock ‘em Sock ‘em Hockey with…9yr-olds!

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Bad Rabbits

Whistling On My Mind

The 80s: Synth pop. Bad fashion. Mullets. Whistling.

The Return of Sad Keanu

Sad Keanu may still be sad, but he is most certainly a gentleman.

Pulp Fiction (in chronological order)

Got 2 hrs 30mins to spare? Ever wanted to watch Pulp Fiction in chronological order?
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