The Return of Sad Keanu

Sad Keanu may still be sad, but he is most certainly a gentleman.

Courtney Stodden does… not have implants.

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In an effort to prove that she is “all natural”, Courtney Stodden went on the Dr Drew show and offered to have a medical exam…

Just to confirm, so there is no confusion here, despite the “circular objects” underneath her breasts she does NOT have breast implants. I’m glad we made use of medical science so no one’s time was wasted. We now live in a world where underage girls are felt up on live TV.

Louis C.K. hates Twitter

A few words of wisdom from the great Louis C.K..

Depp gives Gervais a piece of his mind

In an excerpt from Ricky Gervais’ and Stephen Merchant’s new show Life’s Too Short, Johnny Depp gives Gervais a strong talking to over his Golden Globes jokes.

Helena Bonham Carter! Who would have guessed?

“Some people are lucky in life. For the rest of us, saving up can be smart,” said George Clooney.

George Clooney somehow agreed to star in this ad for Norway’s biggest bank.

Oh, so if it’s George Clooney, it’s okay to say things like “Lillestrøm” and consider a woman “lucky” when she marries a smart, rich, charismatic, attractive, and accomplished man. Then again, if it was Scarlett Johansson in a role reversal it would be equally as funny. Sexist argument null and void right?

Fjord – Noun: A long, narrow, deep inlet of the sea between large cliffs, as in Norway and Iceland, typically formed by submergence of a glaciated valley.

Madonna loathes hydrangeas

“At a Venice Film Festival press conference for Madonna’s universally panned feature film W.E., someone had the audacity to hand her some hydrangeas, which, as everyone knows, she absolutely loathes.”
Warning: This video contains a fake British accent.

Fitting, because most people absolutely loathe Madonna. What a C-U-Next Tuesday.

Emile Hirsch after the dentist

The Into the Wild actor has his wisdom teeth removed, then uploads hazy reaction video to his YouTube channel. Totally worth watching from 2:00mins…”surgery is fun huh?…not clamps, just penis!”

“Is this real life?”

Jim Carrey’s message to Emma Stone

Dirty old man Jim Carrey wistfully reflects on his love for actress Emma Stone, who is a year younger than his daughter Jane, in a creepy video. Awesome. Now, calm down mainstream media this is not an actual attempt to pick her up. It is a comedy routine that is “all the way beautiful”…besides, who wouldn’t want to pick up that hot ginger?

You could say, “He needs (The) Help.”

Joseph Gordon-Levitt Strikes Back

When you are as cool and unstoppable as JGL you are allowed to cover Nirvana’s Lithium live on stage at the Neptune Theater in Seattle. Is it the best cover? No. Does it matter? No. What’s that? He’s starring in Dark Knight Rises? Of course he is.

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Dave Chappelle finally speaks.

Dave Chappelle broke a long period of silence in the media to talk to a San Francisco radio station about leaving television, his recent non-performance in Florida and more. It was the first interview he’s done since 2006, shortly after he walked away from “Chappelle’s Show” and a $50million contract offer with Comedy Central. His first interview in five years and he gets two douchebag “morning radio personalities” who try to be funny and bait him to say something controversial.