North Korea’s neighbours and the wider world were last night nervously awaiting any dangerous developments after the sudden death of leader Kim Jong-il. The 69-year-old head of the nuclear-armed nation was said to have suffered a massive heart attack on his luxury private train on Saturday morning. Fantastic news! Now watch as brainwashed North Koreans weep hysterically at the news…
17 Crazy Facts about Kim Jong Il you need to know!
“Christopher Hitchens —the incomparable critic, masterful rhetorician, fiery wit, and fearless bon vivant—died yesterday at the age of 62. Love him or hate him, if you were ever on a stage or a television across from him about to engage in a debate, you should have thought about putting on a propeller hat then shitting in your hand to save yourself from the real embarrassment.”
Hitchens on FOX “News” Hannity & Colmes absolutely annihilating everyone:
Hitchens shits on biblical miracle claims…by quoting the Bible:
Hitchens deconstructing Jesus:
If this doesn’t end Herman Cain’s presidential run, nothing will. Cain starts off with “I don’t agree with Obama and here’s why” and then chokes big time.
Cain has lot of thoughts “twirling around” his head. Who else you got GOP? It’s starting to look desperate.
An Irish gentleman gives a thoughtful and succinct explanation of why so many people are mad at Wall Street…
Shit just got real in New York with the news that Kanye West has temporarily joined the Occupy Wall Street Protest. He joined the “other 99%” wearing a gold chain, gold grill, and $355 Givenchy Tartan Spread Collar Plaid Shirt so you know he’s serious. Kanye asked Russell Simmons to join him and interpret his “spiritual” silence.
ESPN announced today that it will pull Hank Williams Jr.’s familiar Monday Night Football theme song after the country music prince compared President Obama to Hitler on this morning’s Fox & Friends. He then went on to claim Obama and Vice President Biden were “the enemy,” confusingly referring to them as “The Three Stooges.” It’s no surprise that the interview was conducted by Fox News, however it is surprising that a man like Hank Williams Jr. managed to get all the way through school without learning much History, English or Math.
Fox News morning meeting: “Who can we get on our show to talk about Obama?” “How about that crazy country guy who sings about getting ready for a football game?”
“You know who is like Hitler? Hitler.” – Jon Stewart
Crazy heckler interrupts President Obama during a fundraiser to call him the “antichrist”. Obama laughs it off, remains cool and then expresses concern for the heckler’s jacket after he is escorted out.
Dear FOX News,
I now hand this video over to you. Please find a way to make President Obama seem like the bad guy for disrespecting the heckler. If possible, send a memo to Bill O’Reilly and ask him to breakdown each second of this speech and put together a ten minute rant on Obama’s crusade against [insert any Republican agenda].
Sincerely,
Sarah Palin
Though earlier reports indicated the UK riots were spreading across the nation, it has now been confirmed that may finally be dying down, this footage, filmed in Whalley Range, Manchester, proves the situation remains as volatile as ever.
Someone has to stop this madness.
“An unidentified Hackney woman stands amid debris left behind by ransacking rioters and delivers a stirring excoriation of the senseless looting in London.”
“Matt Damon (the son of an early childhood education professor) defends teachers at the Save Our Schools Million Teacher March in DC, remains a fucking badass while doing so.”
…then he beat up two security guards and slipped unnoticed into the German Embassy where he sought Hanz Rupert, who held the keys to his true identity.
