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Pikey - “From the English “turnpike”, the place where itinerent travellers and thieves would camp near a settlement. Pikey is not a racial group, the term is used to describe anyone who lives in a caravan or shares the same values and “culture” of “the travelling community”, and whose main sources of income are as follows:

Stealing cars, flogging roses in pubs for “childrens’ charities”, nicking lead off roofs, burgling garden sheds, blagging entry to old peoples house to rob them, doing dodgy tarmac jobs (“we’ve got some black stuff left over from a job up the road”), sometimes with mint imperials used as a substitute for white chippings, or, reportedly, using snow to lay slabs on when the sand ran out, stealing your bollocks if they weren’t in a bag and anything else that’s not nailed down and anything that is nailed down but will fit in the back of an untaxed Transit when nobody’s looking.

Characterised by lurchers on a string, a unintelligible language that “isn’t English, it isn’t Irish, it’s just Pikey” (source: Film: Snatch), a penchant for harecoursing, ketamine, lighter fuel, fighting in pubs and shopping at Lidl.

Best avoided.”
Via: Urban Dictionary

The best on-air news anchor flubs, gags, and general shenanigans of the year from around America (and Australia). It must just be a coincedence Fox “News” features so often…

It’s true, more teens are having fuck.

“An Occupy LA participant holds an impromptu intervention for epic on-air flubber Serene Branson in an effort to help her curb her out-of-control shopping addiction, but she is simply unwilling to cooperate.”

No?
Yes! You gotta go shopping baby.

Jason Schwartzman guest stars on an upcoming episode of Sesame Street as “Super Chef,” the host of Cast Iron Cook. A real life grown up hipster being weird and funny on a legendary kids tv show. I like to think of this as a meth induced freak out scene.

Young girl chooses dark side.

Something tells me someday this girl is going to need a really good lawyer…


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This is Kenny Brooks selling ‘Advanage Wonder Cleaner’. Kenny is possibly the greatest door-to-door salesman ever.

Jimmy Carr

Russell Brand

Zach Galifianakis