Posts Tagged ‘Fox News’

The best on-air news anchor flubs, gags, and general shenanigans of the year from around America (and Australia). It must just be a coincedence Fox “News” features so often…

It’s true, more teens are having fuck.

“An Occupy LA participant holds an impromptu intervention for epic on-air flubber Serene Branson in an effort to help her curb her out-of-control shopping addiction, but she is simply unwilling to cooperate.”

No?
Yes! You gotta go shopping baby.


ESPN announced today that it will pull Hank Williams Jr.’s familiar Monday Night Football theme song after the country music prince compared President Obama to Hitler on this morning’s Fox & Friends. He then went on to claim Obama and Vice President Biden were “the enemy,” confusingly referring to them as “The Three Stooges.” It’s no surprise that the interview was conducted by Fox News, however it is surprising that a man like Hank Williams Jr. managed to get all the way through school without learning much History, English or Math.
Fox News morning meeting: “Who can we get on our show to talk about Obama?” “How about that crazy country guy who sings about getting ready for a football game?”

You know who is like Hitler? Hitler.” – Jon Stewart


Crazy heckler interrupts President Obama during a fundraiser to call him the “antichrist”. Obama laughs it off, remains cool and then expresses concern for the heckler’s jacket after he is escorted out.

Dear FOX News,
I now hand this video over to you. Please find a way to make President Obama seem like the bad guy for disrespecting the heckler. If possible, send a memo to Bill O’Reilly and ask him to breakdown each second of this speech and put together a ten minute rant on Obama’s crusade against [insert any Republican agenda].
Sincerely,
Sarah Palin


To see the full interview, which is over 10 minutes longer than the one that was edited for broadcast, click here.

Dear Fox News,

Sincerely,
The Rest Of The World.

“Jon Stewart made good on his promise to appear on The O’Reilly Factor to debate Bill O’Reilly on the subject of Common’s controversial appearance at a White House poetry event.”



The FBI has updated its Most Wanted Terrorists list to reflect the long-overdue demise of Osama (Usama) bin Laden.

Thank goodness, amongst all the hype and celebration that the world’s most notorious terrorist is dead, we can still trust FOX News to fuck up the facts.


This informative news item brought to you by the good folks at FOX news. Meet me at the Fat Ho for a Sloppy Ho Biscuit!

“They say ooh that ho is big or look that ho is tight….and people say oh the economy’s bad and yadda yadda…somebody’s got to keep their sense of humour around here.”
“The volunteers at The Gospel Cafe wished the burger joint were a little more ho – ly.”

The WTF Supa Dupa Fly Ho With Cheese Award of the Week

If you must believe in something, believe in Pole Fitness for Jesus.

Thank you FOX News for this important news item.


Wisconsin protesters shout “Fox lies” over and over, nearly drowning out Fox Business reporter Jeff Flock’s live broadcast…

What’s that, I couldn’t quite hear you. Are you trying to say FOX news has a habit of being less than truthful? What else is going on in obvious news today? Oh, Oprah has huge areolas.

Last month, Right-wing Fox nut-job Bill O’Reilly argued that God exists because there is no explanation for the tides. Well, someone took the five seconds it takes to explain to Bill O’Reilly that it’s actually the moon’s gravity that sets the tides in motion. Bill O’Reilly quickly fired back at the “pinheads” with an airtight retort: “Well, how did the moon get there?” Because as you know if science can’t explain absolutely everything immediately that proves God exists.

It seems he shot himself in the foot with ignorance, now he’s reloading…The thing is Jupiter has 63 moons. How did they get there?! God must like Jupiter a lot.

Discover Magazine has a fairly thorough rebuttal for Mr O’Reilly.

Check it out HERE!

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Peter, Bjorn & John – Second Chance
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[Thanks Ryan!]