Broadway players Santino Fontana and David Furr deliver transcripts from MTV’s Jersey Shore in the style of Oscar Wilde. If I dare say, they succeed, rather brilliantly.
“I’m hungover, I’m not having a good time, work blows dick for Skittles right now…I’m going to kill myself.”
“I will fucking attack you like a squirrel monkey…if you leave I will stuff your nose with tampons.“
“I want to spoon…I want to fork.”
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Jersey Shore Gone Wilde
Posted: 2011/04/25 in Online LinksTags: Davud Furr, Jersey Shore, Jersey Shore Gone Wilde, Jersey Shore Quotes, Jersey Shore Transcripts, Oscar Wilde, Playbill, Playbill Video, Santino Fontana, The Daily What
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