Presidential Interruption

Crazy heckler interrupts President Obama during a fundraiser to call him the “antichrist”. Obama laughs it off, remains cool and then expresses concern for the heckler’s jacket after he is escorted out.

Dear FOX News,
I now hand this video over to you. Please find a way to make President Obama seem like the bad guy for disrespecting the heckler. If possible, send a memo to Bill O’Reilly and ask him to breakdown each second of this speech and put together a ten minute rant on Obama’s crusade against [insert any Republican agenda].
Sincerely,
Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin and the fox on the beach.

Speaking of a “fox on the beach”, Sarah Palin for President in 2012 anyone? … …anyone?

A Meeting Of Simple Minds.

Joke goes like this, “Sarah Palin and Donald Trump walk into a pizza joint…” The end.

Who eats pizza with a fork?! Fucking rich Republican attention whores.

The Sarah Palin Battle Hymn

When she gets to Washington, it’ll be cold as hell because hell will have frozen over.

I’m not sure whether to laugh or vomit.

Breathtaking.

I hope I’m not being too anal here but this doctor’s advice stinks!

The world seems different now. Wait! What the fuck are “anal breaths”?!

Aah, anal breaths…I see.

If someone asks you “so, what is this ‘Internet” thing all the kids are into?,” show them these videos and they will get it.

Sarah Palin’s Alaska

Sarah Palin prefers the great outdoors. “I’d rather be doing this than in some stuffy old political office,” the former vice presidential candidate declares in the just-released trailer for her TLC reality show where Palin is shown cross-country skiing, kayaking, riding an ATV and dog sledding in her home state of Alaska.

Terrifying, I know. Plus, I had no idea she owned Alaska.

Glenn Beck’s non-political attempt to save America

8.28.2010 Glenn Beck’s “Restoring Honor” rally was held on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial. The purpose of the rally, which Beck claimed to be “non-political” despite featuring Tea Party-favourite Sarah Palin as a speaker and being attended entirely by conservatives, was unclear. The participants spoke abstractly about the need to restore “honour” and “pride” to a country that had lost it. When pressed for when America had lost its honour, most cited the election of Barack Obama.

8.28.2010 also represented the 47th anniversary of Dr. Martin Luther King’s famous “I Have a Dream” speech, and Glenn Beck has been criticized for by civil rights groups for trying to misappropriate the occasion. Last year, Beck referred to Barack Obama — America’s first African-American President–as a “racist…who has a deep-seated hatred for white people or the white culture.” When offered the chance to respond to Beck’s statements, his fans either agreed with him or simply refused to believe that he had ever made them.

While the speaker list was diverse, the overwhelmingly white crowd expressed paranoid and conspiratorial fears of multiculturalism—that atheists or black liberation theologists or radical Muslims or “free-loading” Latinos were going to ruin our country. There was the constant suggestion that white Christians and their way of life are somehow under assault, and that the attendees of this rally were here to put an end to it and return the country to what it used to be.

New Left Media’s Chase Whiteside interviews attendees at Glenn Beck’s non-political “Restoring Honor” rally in DC.

“No. No. This is the LAST bastion of hope, right here. Right here. America…God shed his grace on THEE.”
“How about Canada?” “No.”

If I were to sum this video up I would say the worst/funniest part is 0:00 – 13:03.
Basically, America is fucked. Next topic.

Obama is Superman.

As we all know, on Sunday night, President B.A.Baracus Obama won an epic health care battle. A watershed moment for America, and a defining victory for its president. The core element of change upon which Barack Obama was elected, but still a massive political gamble for the “Yes We Can” leader. As most country-wide polls would suggest most Americans were against the health care reform bill. Then again most people don’t always know what’s good for them. And having staked the success of his presidency on the longstanding Democratic dream of universal health care I still get the feeling we are far from the end of name calling, fear mongering and the usual reactionary Rebulican outbursts.

The Democrats passed the bill without a single Republican vote – and with the knowledge that it may well have ended the political careers of some who voted for it at a time when the public remains deeply divided over the entire endeavour.

What’s really in Obama’s health care reform bill? Almost no one knows, and here’s why: It’s 1,017 pages long and written in an alien form of bureaucratic English that can barely be decoded by earthlings. Well, that’s not entirely true. The key points of the bill are:
1) “It’s a big fucking deal!” – Vice President Joe Biden
2) Insurance companies will be barred from dropping people from coverage when they get sick. Lifetime coverage limits will be eliminated and annual limits are to be restricted.
3) Young adults will be able to stay on their parents’ health plans until the age of 26. Many health plans currently drop dependents from coverage when they turn 19 or finish college.
4) Uninsured adults with a pre-existing conditions will be able to obtain health coverage through a new program that will expire once new insurance exchanges begin operating in 2014.
5) A temporary reinsurance program is created to help companies maintain health coverage for early retirees between the ages of 55 and 64. This also expires in 2014.
6) A 10 percent tax on indoor tanning services that use ultraviolet lamps goes into effect on July 1.
etc etc etc…

Ron Burgundy has something to say to Sarah Palin over the Democrat victory in approving health care reform.

Next up for Superman Obama: Immigration Reform. Oy vey.

Liberalism and Atheism linked to higher IQ

I recently read at CNN.com that liberalism, atheism and male sexual exclusivity is linked to IQ. In other words it is likely you possess a higher IQ if you are not religious and do not have conservative views.
“The reasoning is that sexual exclusivity in men, liberalism and atheism all go against what would be expected given humans’ evolutionary past. In other words, none of these traits would have benefited our early human ancestors, but higher intelligence may be associated with them…Participants who said they were atheists had an average IQ of 103 in adolescence, while adults who said they were religious averaged 97, the study found. Atheism allows someone to move forward and speculate on life without any concern for the dogmatic structure of a religion..Historically, anything that’s new and different can be seen as a threat in terms of the religious beliefs; almost all religious systems are about permanence…The study found that young adults who said they were “very conservative” had an average adolescent IQ of 95, whereas those who said they were “very liberal” averaged 106…None of this means that the human species is evolving toward a future where these traits are the default…More intelligent people don’t have more children, so moving away from the trajectory is not going to happen.”

Where does Sarah Palin’s political career fit into all of this? “Vote Palin 2012. The world is supposed to end anyway.”

Sarah Palin the Socialist?

Millionaire Sarah Palin can easily afford any health care costs for her family, especially with the fee she commands to attack Obama and his regime in public or write books about going rogue.

Recently released documents from the custody battle show clearly that Tripp Palin Johnston, her grandson, has socialized health care through Indian Health Services and the Alaska Native Medical Center. I doubt she is now accepting the idea of socialized medicine after being so critical of Obama’s stance on better health care for all. Didn’t a wiseman once say those in glass houses should not get undressed? Wait! Are Americans still referring to First Nation people as Indians. Tut tut. That’s as backwards as Palin’s political views. Let’s hope Palin is not pretending her grandson is a native to abuse state medical funding.

Palin is either supporting socialized medicine or she is saving up money to take over America and then…the world. It seems Sarah is caught in another lie, but not to worry, because her conservative legions will defend this, somehow. Maybe her supporters can argue that in Alaska you have to find ways to incentivise rich ex-governors to stay there. After all this is a place with four seasons: Winter, Still Winter, Almost Winter, and Construction.

After much investigating I have managed to find out Sarah Palin’s all time favourite song.