The Worst Lines In Film History Awards

Posted: 2010/04/01 in Film, Online Links
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Admittedly there are probably hundreds of examples of terrible scriptwriting in the history of cinema. I have narrowed it down in my usual style to an Olympic podium of medals for bad writing. There may need to be a Volume 2. I welcome comments on other films where the writing stinks up the screen!

BRONZE medal: Howling III (1987)

SILVER medal: Ryan O’Neal in Norman Mailer’s Tough Guys Don’t Dance (1987) Perhaps the most melodramatic reading of lines ever. “Oh God, oh man, oh God, oh man!”

GOLD medal: Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997)
Kitana: Mother! You’re alive!
Sindel: Too bad *you*… will DIE!

Honourable Mention: Troll 2 (1990)

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