Large Penis Support Group

Posted: 2010/04/20 in General News, Journal Entries
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There should be a category for least believable website on the internet. However, the Large Penis Support Group actually exists so the dongtastically blessed can have a place to share experiences and learn new ways to deal with their crippling, knee-bruising disability.

On the forums there are topics detailing things like what undies work best to tame the beast without choking it into unconsciousness and what to do if your scrotum doesn’t hang low enough.

There are lists questioning the inconveniences of having an over-sized wiener, such as “Are there certain clothes you can’t wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)” and “If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?” My God, they can dunk in the water? That’s disgusting for any number of reasons. Worse than the actual questions were the ensuing 475 replies. But shame, these poor dudes, never sure if women want them or their other attributes. Having trouble riding on buses or putting on swim shorts on a hot summer day and never knowing what it feels like to ride a bike. Being on the water polo team in high school must have been tough especially with all the other guys on the team, the ones who didn’t get caught in the undertow of your dick moving through the water, in the changing room suggesting that you do porn and looking at it lovingly. That’s not to say all water polo boys are gay but there does seem to be way too much time spent admiring themselves and those around them wearing speedos. Now we know why.

Anyway, I thought I’d bring this support group to your attention because I have been a member for years and they’ve finally helped me accept who I am.


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