With remakes of 80s films so popular these days I would like to know if there are any producers out there looking to get involved in my project. Leave your contact details in the comments section. I’m looking to cast Scarlett Johansson, Megan Fox, Mila Kunis and Rachel Bilson as the core group of school girls who get up to all kinds of comic musical misadventure. Lindsay Lohan is likely to be cast as the unpopular drug addict bitch character who makes life hell for our horny young heroes but ultimately learns a valuable lesson that drugs, partying and revenge do not mix. Don’t worry, Lindsay will not sing because notable guest appearances will include Taylor Swift and Katy Perry who play singing lesbian lovers. The script is shaping up nicely as Mean Girls meets Ferris Bueller meets High School Musical meets Porky’s meets Debbie Does Dallas. I can also exclusively reveal that Bret Easton Ellis is the co-scriptwriter. There is a chance it may be R-Rated. Any takers?

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