Idea Factory is giving Japanese Xbox 360 owners a slice of the married life with My Wife: A Bride Just For You. Siliconera notes the “game” allows players to make a custom wife – choosing her “looks, voice and personality.” Then players start their lives as newlyweds by answering love quizzes, sharing liquids from the same cup (still only one girl) and picking out swimwear. My Wife expansion DLC will allegedly include voice packs to change your custom-made wife’s voice during the marriage. No word yet on how they plan to develop the game futher to do laundry or give blowjobs.
If you think a Wife Sim game is weird check out this Japanese ad.
Little Red Riding Hood, cute furry creatures with large breasts and a raccoon with oversized balls. Fuck me. I’m sure it’s possible to update a full time blog on all the super weird things Japan has to offer. I am fighting the urge to tell you about Japanese Eel Porn which is exactly what it sounds like.
Even big companies like Dole fruit have to adjust their campaigns when targeting the Japanese market. If you understand what the hell is going on here you are on crack.
[To Be Continued]