Johnny Depp is a celebrity superhero.

Posted: 2010/05/03 in Celebrity, Film
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A few months ago Johnny Depp went to a steak house in Chicago with two friends and left a $4,000 tip. And in February he gave a long interview to CBS to help the West Memphis 3. So what is Mr Wonderful up to now? Oh nothing. Just taking back our streets and then counselling the downtrodden, is all. According to various reports, “JOHNNY DEPP has rescued a pal from a mugger brandishing a broken bottle. (Depp), 46, stepped in when British singer STEPHEN JONES was accosted for cash as the pair left a recording studio in Los Angeles. “It was an extremely scary moment. This guy looked off his head. “Johnny looked him straight in the eyes and told him to back off.” After Johnny intervened, the guy backed down. “Johnny gave him a few bucks and told him to straighten up his life.”

Most women go around saying things about him like, “Captain Jack can pillage my village all night long.” He’s a rich movie star, he’s got indie cred, he’s hot, he lives in France, now he’s out there saving lives.
Whatever. He’s not so great. I would have done the same thing as long as the criminal was white and didn’t work out much.

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