Justin Bieber is Stupid. Fact.

Posted: 2010/05/04 in Celebrity, Online Links
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Apparently the teen pop star has never heard of the term “German” before. I’m sure this comes as no surprise. I think the most likely explanation for this is that he’s a creepy little pre-programmed stage kid who is told to act like a charming ladies man. It seems none of the swagger lessons from Usher prepared him to handle tough questions relating to geography like “have you heard of Germany before?” This is equally strange because he has toured in Germany.
G..German, I don’t know what that means. We don’t say that in America.

All the girls out there who have Bieber Fever will no doubt say, “Aaaw cute, he didn’t understand the phrasing, leave him alone, it just makes him more endearing!” Kind of like taking in a homeless stray who never went to school, and by “girls” I meant women way into their twenties and thirties who seem to find a 16yr old with a dodgy haircut sexy. Females our powerless to resist a teen pop star with a signature hair flick!

Stop the planet I’d like to get off….with Justin Bieber.


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