With reality shows, rap videos, and workout programs, Christian TV tries to keep up with these sinful times.

Amen. We can keep talking about that while we stretch.

Who is the first person to call when you get in trouble?
Jesus Christ Bail Bonds Inc.
The lord is my sheperd, and sheperds get 25% interest.

“If you’re locked up and afraid. Bail out! Bail out! Bail out! Jesus Christ bail bonds.”

Funny in a scary way, yes?
Anyway, in case you were wondering, tanning and religion do not mix either.


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