Archive for 2010/06/18

In case you’re wondering, that is the look of relief when your nation scrapes a draw against Slovenia. A country with the population of Brooklyn. I have zero sympathy, especially after boasting about that fortunate draw with England. When I say boasting I mean, for example, a New York newspaper that went with the headline, “USA WINS 1-1!” and countless Robert Green jokes floating around online. You must be feeling like Germany today, and when have the Yanks been able to say that in their history? I’m off to the pub to watch England draw with Algeria before work. I’m going to hum a catchy little song as I go…

Another thing I learnt today is that dogs don’t give a shit about great views.


When five College students are forced to spend their Saturday in detention, they think that it is going to be, like, a total bummer. But instead it turns out to be a total fuckfest! No film is sacred in the world of porn parody. I’m a little surprised it took them this long to get to the Breakfast Club, considering they already parodied the decidedly less sexy Golden Girls and Curb Your Enthusiasm. Nonetheless, Faye Reagan was born to play Molly Ringwald in a porn parody. Uh, I mean, who’s Faye Reagan? Never heard of her.