Really fast eating is a sport. It has an exclusive top flight league and Kobayashi refused to sign an exclusive deal with it. So like a Wimbledon final without Federer or a World Cup final without Brazil, the nation’s hot dog eating contest unfolded with a Kobayashi-shaped hole in it’s fatty heart.
What the fuck are they even talking about?!

It’s an act of authoritarian heavy-handedness which recalls the imprisonment of Mandela” Or you could say this news report from ITN is slightly sensationalized.

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