Lindsay Lohan is in jail, finally.

Posted: 2010/07/20 in Celebrity
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Lindsay Lohan has been in jail since this morning, but thanks to the softies in the LA County Sheriffs Department, she’ll only be there for 14 days.

The LA Times reported, “Lohan is expected to serve only 14 days of her 90-day sentence, according to the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department. Her “projected release date” is August 2, according to a booking document. Officials say Lohan was “completely cooperative” when she was booked into the jail. She is being kept in isolation in a 12 foot by 8 foot cell with only a toilet, a sink, a stool, a small tabletop and a 6 inch window.

Non-violent offenders typically serve 25 percent of their sentence, so Lindsays 90 days was expected to be 22. Yet because law enforcement in LA does everything possible to coddle celebrities, Lindsay will only serve 14 percent, and she’ll do it all by herself in a private cell.

So really they might as well just let her out now, because this won’t do anything whatsoever. Thank you, California, for not taking this matter too seriously. You would have done more to help Lindsay by banning her from going to Starbucks. Guess what? Now, we get to listen to her posse of star friends offering her words of support in the media and get to watch Lindsay milk this experience for all it’s worth. I smell a book deal and a Lohan Release Party in Vegas sponsored by crack.

Elsewhere in the world of messed up celebrities, Paris Hilton took a break yesterday from flashing her boobs by flashing her panties again…

  1. michellefrommadison says:

    Finally????? Just ridiculous, for a misdemeanor?????????? In jail and likely lovin every second of it. Court and the Judge loses again!!!!!

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