Having only served 14 days of her 90 day sentence, Lindsay was released yesterday from Lynwood Correctional Facility at 1:35 a.m. and immediately taken by police escort to UCLA Medical Center to begin rehab. She could have stood in a long line at Starbucks and been more inconvenienced than this. She was discharged at 1:35am, but the process to release her reportedly began at 12:01am, and the sheriff counts that :01 as a new day in jail. The real punishment came when Judge Marsha Revel denied Lindsay more time between leaving jail and reporting to rehab, and in the end Lindsay didn’t even get the 24 hours she had to start with. Then she had her triumphant catwalk in front of the paparazzi stolen from her, and now she can’t go rehab in the opulent Costa Mesa paradise that she wanted.
Anyway, Lindsay is free. Now what?
What are the odds on her comparing herself to Nelson Mandela and releasing her biography later this year? The Long Walk to Freedom 2: Lindsay vs The World.
Maybe Lindsay is our generation’s Marilyn Monroe. By that I mean she takes lots of pills and sleeps with lots of random famous men and/or women.
Is nothing sacred anymore?