Archive for 2010/08/25

Wendy’s hip, happenin’ old-school musical training videos almost make me want to work at Wendy’s. Almost.


The Associated Press reports that a Polish man, who was out celebrating and drunk on the street in Germany, was hit in the back of the head by a stray bullet. Though the bullet was just discovered and removed, the injury happened on New Year’s Eve–five years ago!

The man said that he remembered being hit in the head, but didn’t think much of it at the time. The doctors report that bullet didn’t penetrate the skull and police have concluded that the bullet likely wasn’t meant for the 35-year-old man. From the sounds of it, that must have been some New Year’s bash (I don’t even want to imagine the hangover). Come to think of it, I also heard this happened to Chuck Norris three times. What do you expect from an action hero who has counted to infinity twice? Think of it like this: If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. Anyway, the bottomline is Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Poland or tough men. He invented water.

In other news, FOX NEWS has an important story to share with the inbred of America…

Mary Bale, the 45-year-old Coventry resident who sparked an uproar when CCTV footage of her casually tossing a tabby in a garbage bin surfaced on the Internet.

What a bitch! I don’t care how hot she is, something has to be done.
The Daily Mail reports, “The woman who received death threats for throwing a cat in a wheelie bin today made a ‘profuse’ public apology for the upset she caused. Mary Bale, 45, said she could not explain her actions, which had involved a ‘split second of misjudgment’ and were ‘completely out of character’. The unmarried bank worker was caught on video picking up four-year-old tabby cat Lola before throwing her into the bin and closing the lid trapping it for 15 hours…Miss Bale said she was just walking home on Saturday when she saw the cat and decided to play with it. She said she ‘suddenly thought it would be funny’ to put it in the bin…But she claimed the outcry had been blown out of all proportion: ‘I don’t know what the fuss is about. It’s just a cat.’
A Facebook group calling for Miss Bale’s death has been removed. Calm down people. There will be other groups.

Dogs everywhere were shocked at the CCTV footage of Mary Bale’s cruelty…