Archive for 2010/08/29

Miss Phillipines (Maria Venus Raj) may not have won the recent Miss Universe Pageant, but she definitely gained a lot of popularity despite her blunder during the Q&A section. She more than deserved to win over Miss Mexico, if only for the fact her fans have the best freak outs. This freakout happened right as her place in the top 15 was announced. Imagine if she had won.

I know what you’re thinking. Why does this video even exist? Do Filipinos regularly record themselves watching TV? In a word: Yes.

We now join the Indian Pole Gymnastics Tournament, already in progress.

Hmmm…I haven’t seen a man work a hard pole like this since my last holiday in the Phillipines. Anyway, it’s no wonder Filipino’s are so patriotic. Look at their local politicians…

I appreciate your honesty, Sir.


Q: Do women intentionally press there boobs up against men? (self.AskReddit)
“I’ve been in many situations where a girl has been checking out an app on my iphone or what ever random scenario and they will push there boobs against some part of my body. Do they know that they are doing this and don’t care, do this as a flirty thing, or are completely oblivious?”
EsmeWeatherwax: “Its possible we’re flirting, but the breast area does not have a lot of pressure sense. That’s why we’re always looking down at them too. You never know what they’re doing down there. Have they escaped my shirt? Is there a sandwich stuck down there. Am I pressing up against something?”
Punkndrublic: “Tell me more about this sandwich.”
EsmeWeatherwax: “Actually, it turns out it is hotdog.”
DJBJ: “Go on.”
Nordoisthebest: “The real question: is there relish?”
pitchpatch: “The real answer: there is now.”
havesometea1: “I’m thinking more along the lines of mayo.”
Gericaux: “Women make sandwiches and lose them in the crevices of their cleavage. I learnt it on Reddit.”

The story of a deaf and mute girl who learns to play the violin against all odds. One of the most touching and over-dramatic advertisements you will see in a long, long time. Shampoo sure is inspirational.