Gather ’round kids, it’s time to know all about ‘Satanic Markings’. A stanger-than-fiction clip from the all-too-real Law Enforcement Guide to Satanic Cults, as seen in the FBI’s official list of resources ‘Beheadings & Ritual Murders.’

The Pentagram represents the 5 elements. Not Satan. Fact.
Some people may say “satanic ritual information clip” but all I see is some creepy guy wearing a bad shirt touching a girl pretending to be asleep in a bikini. All it needed was some 80s workout music in the background to be truly creepy.

Meanwhile, in Russia, evil vegetable eat you.

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