CBS and Warner Bros. Television have just released a joint statement concerning the employment status of TV’s highest paid actor, which reads: “After careful consideration, Warner Bros. Television has terminated Charlie Sheen’s services on “Two and a Half Men” effective immediately.” No negotiations. No kiss and make up for the sake of making more money with a crappy show. Fired. Buh-bye.

Charlie’s response: “This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of their bazillions, never have to look at whatshiscock again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension.” Yup — still crazy.
Cue talk of his reality show on E! in 3…2…1…

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  1. michellefrommadison says:

    Charlie Sheen certainly is winning, all the way to the bank. He’s awesome. What a great role model for his kids. Seriously! Critics are simply jealous of him. 🙂

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