“I went away to India for 6 months last autumn. Whilst I was away one of my best mates was living in my flat looking after it for me. When I got back from the airport last week there was a note on my coffee table to press play on the Playstation and this video came on the TV.”
Note: You will have to click to watch on YouTube because Sony Music are stingy bastards.
I was unimpressed until they wrapped the entire room in tinfoil.
Meanwhile on some NBC morning show, a spokesperson from supermarket chain Sparkle Market gives some great advice from an accompaniment to biscotti…
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing and mean your mother.