Archive for April, 2011

‘Chair Dancing Through The Decades’ is yours to own on DVD!

A young Christian rapper adds his own flava to DC Talk’s ‘Nu Thang’…


Prince William and Kate Middleton say “I Will” in Westminster Abbey.

CLICK HERE for an EXCLUSIVE PIC of England’s Royal Couple at the wedding!

“Loosely based on the dark tales of H.P. Lovecraft, Late Bloomer is a compelling and humorous short film about 7th grade sex ed class gone horribly wrong.”

…and so is Donald Trump.

As you might have already heard, President Barack Obama released his long form birth certificate yesterday, because with two wars, a doomed economy, and natural disasters ripping the world to shreds, where the American President was born is an issue we should be concerned about. In their defense, I can understand why a lot of Republicans don’t think Obama is American. He’s intelligent and exercises regularly.

CLICK HERE if you want to say, “Fuck you Mr Comb-Over! Gimme that birth certificate!”

In other important news…

Can watching too much Kevin Bacon on the Logitech Revue with Google TV actually turn you into Kevin Bacon?

Wouldn’t it be funny if it actually WAS Kevin Bacon in this commercial? Instant Rimshot!

Broadway players Santino Fontana and David Furr deliver transcripts from MTV’s Jersey Shore in the style of Oscar Wilde. If I dare say, they succeed, rather brilliantly.

I’m hungover, I’m not having a good time, work blows dick for Skittles right now…I’m going to kill myself.”

I will fucking attack you like a squirrel monkey…if you leave I will stuff your nose with tampons.

I want to spoon…I want to fork.”

Scottish beer company Brewdog have announced a special Viagra-laced beer for the royal wedding. According to the specially commissioned label, the Royal Virility Performance contains herbal viagra, chocolate, Horny Goat Weed and ‘a healthy dose of sarcasm’. The beer is a 7.5% ABV India Pale Ale. Only 1000 bottles were made.

“With this beer we want to take the wheels off the royal wedding bandwagon being jumped on by dozens of breweries; The Royal Virility Performance is the perfect antidote to all the hype. A beer should be brewed with a purpose, not just because some toffs are getting married, so we created something at our brewery that will undermine those special edition beers and other assorted seaside tat, whilst at the same time actually give the happy couple something extra on their big day.”

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