Archive for 2011/04/12

A 3-year-old headbanger belts out an angsty anti-knotted-hair-brushing anthem while her 6-year-old brother lays down an angry beat. “The kids wanted to send it to iCarly,” says their dad. “Putting it on Youtube was my version of that…as I’m sure it’s not quite iCarly standards.” Way to believe in your kids jeez! I would have said you rock and suggested they submit under the band name iSnarly.
Welcome to the future of metal. Song title: “Don’t Brush My Hair in Knots”.

Jokes below in no particular order…
1) Yeah, I remember my first Bikini Kill concert too.
2) I would rather listen to this than Nickelback.
3) Is this an early Hole cover?
4) Better than anything Ark Music Factory puts out. (See: Rebecca Black)
5) I would totally buy this. No joke.


Online music-themed dating site Tastebuds asked its users how far they were likely to go on a first date. Answers ranged from “I’d only meet up for a chat” to “I’d go all the way if the mood was right”. They took this anonymous feedback, collated it and then ran it through a discombobulator to find out which fans were the most inclined to jump into bed on a first date. In other words, they plugged all the responses received into excel, and sorted the data by musical tastes to produce the chart above.

Turns out Nirvana fans are really eager to get in your utero, while Coldplay fans, aptly, are rather cold when it comes to playing around.

Agree? Disagree? Discuss.

I would like to reiterate that Coldplay fans are least likely to score on a first date.

So you like Nirvana? Slut!!