Not in the bedroom! Don’t be crazy, it’s Anderson Cooper. “On last night’s AC360, Anderson Cooper took his Honesty Hammer(tm) to the single greatest threat our future existence has ever faced: The Smooshing Scourge known as Snooki…”

Mr. Cooper, the way you go on, you make Snooki out to be some kind of attention-seeking, grapefruit resembling sack of organs that you shouldn’t approach for fear of being sucked into a vortex of mental retardation.

Agreed, Anderson. However, you should be asking WHY Snooki exists. I fear you see this as too difficult a question, causing you to take refuge in exploring HOW she exists, which is a damn shame.

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