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Aah modern news media, you’re so transparent. This just in: Bullshit is happening somewhere…

Via: The Onion


There is hope for the youth afterall…

Parenting feedback: You’re doing it right!

In other adorable kid news, this is probably the worst Taekwondo fight you will ever see!

Sweep the leg! FINISH HIM!

Step 1. Stare at the red dot. Step 2. Watch the blue circle disappear. Step 3. ????? Step 4. Magic!

This informative news item brought to you by the good folks at FOX news. Meet me at the Fat Ho for a Sloppy Ho Biscuit!

“They say ooh that ho is big or look that ho is tight….and people say oh the economy’s bad and yadda yadda…somebody’s got to keep their sense of humour around here.”
“The volunteers at The Gospel Cafe wished the burger joint were a little more ho – ly.”

The WTF Supa Dupa Fly Ho With Cheese Award of the Week

I have always had a suspicion that PETA are really a front for a global porn network. Look at all those naked models and celebrities they use under the guise of animal protection. Surprise surprise that the People for the Ethical Treatment of Tits and Ass have a raunchy new Superbowl 2011 Ad.

Porn really is constructive, educational and good for animals.

Earlier today I went shopping at Capital Iron Hardware for some sturdy workman’s gloves (as you do). Look at the awesome pair I decided to go with…

Let be honest, it is better than nothing.