Posts Tagged ‘Associated Press’

Crazy heckler interrupts President Obama during a fundraiser to call him the “antichrist”. Obama laughs it off, remains cool and then expresses concern for the heckler’s jacket after he is escorted out.

Dear FOX News,
I now hand this video over to you. Please find a way to make President Obama seem like the bad guy for disrespecting the heckler. If possible, send a memo to Bill O’Reilly and ask him to breakdown each second of this speech and put together a ten minute rant on Obama’s crusade against [insert any Republican agenda].
Sarah Palin


Prince William and Kate Middleton say “I Will” in Westminster Abbey.

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The Associated Press reports that a Polish man, who was out celebrating and drunk on the street in Germany, was hit in the back of the head by a stray bullet. Though the bullet was just discovered and removed, the injury happened on New Year’s Eve–five years ago!

The man said that he remembered being hit in the head, but didn’t think much of it at the time. The doctors report that bullet didn’t penetrate the skull and police have concluded that the bullet likely wasn’t meant for the 35-year-old man. From the sounds of it, that must have been some New Year’s bash (I don’t even want to imagine the hangover). Come to think of it, I also heard this happened to Chuck Norris three times. What do you expect from an action hero who has counted to infinity twice? Think of it like this: If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. Anyway, the bottomline is Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Poland or tough men. He invented water.

In other news, FOX NEWS has an important story to share with the inbred of America…

The WTF Don’t Stop Make It Pop Award!
Israeli soldiers film themselves performing a choreographed dance number to the tune of Ke$ha’s “Tik Tok” while patrolling the streets of the highly volatile West Bank city of Hebron. Surprisingly, some people have a problem with this.

According to the Associated Press, JERUSALEM — Some Israeli soldiers may have to face the music for a viral video of them dancing on duty.

A video of the soldiers stopping a patrol in the West Bank to dance to American electro-pop singer Kesha’s hit “Tick Tok” has been removed from YouTube. But Israeli TV stations picked it up and showed it repeatedly Monday. The YouTube user who posted it identified the dancers as Israeli infantrymen in the tense Palestinian city of Hebron.

The video shows six soldiers patrolling as a Muslim call to prayer is heard. Then the music changes, and they break into a Macarena-like dance. The military called the video a “stunt” and said the troops’ commanders have been informed. That could mean their next dance will be “Jailhouse Rock.”

In related news, Palestine is still occupied by Israeli troops and dancers.