Posts Tagged ‘Barack Obama’

If this doesn’t end Herman Cain’s presidential run, nothing will. Cain starts off with “I don’t agree with Obama and here’s why” and then chokes big time.

Cain has lot of thoughts “twirling around” his head. Who else you got GOP? It’s starting to look desperate.

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Crazy heckler interrupts President Obama during a fundraiser to call him the “antichrist”. Obama laughs it off, remains cool and then expresses concern for the heckler’s jacket after he is escorted out.

Dear FOX News,
I now hand this video over to you. Please find a way to make President Obama seem like the bad guy for disrespecting the heckler. If possible, send a memo to Bill O’Reilly and ask him to breakdown each second of this speech and put together a ten minute rant on Obama’s crusade against [insert any Republican agenda].
Sincerely,
Sarah Palin

Lindsay Lohan is in jail, and by “in jail” I mean under house arrest and by “house arrest” I mean a $1.4 million condo on Venice Beach. Apparently, celebrities who repeatedly break the law are not only given comfortable sentences but are also free to make a 15 second porno while still under house arrest…and by “porno” I mean a 15 second promo for Beezid.com. How much did she make? Only $25 000 and an extra $10 000 bidding credit on the site. So to tell you about how you too can start bidding right away and save up to 94% on items sold by a company with an “F” Better Business Bureau rating because they are a complete scam here’s Lindsay…

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“The site itself says they offer “unbelievable deals on brand new, brand name products, every day!” So when you think about it this sort of makes sense, because if there’s anyone who knows how to get brand new merchandise for nothing, it’s Lindsay Lohan.” (Quote via: WWTDD)

Why do we continue to care about semi-celebrity fuck ups when there are so many more important things to worry about like politics?

“Jon Stewart made good on his promise to appear on The O’Reilly Factor to debate Bill O’Reilly on the subject of Common’s controversial appearance at a White House poetry event.”


From the official White House Flickr feed: “President Barack Obama and Vice President Joe Biden, along with members of the national security team, receive an update on the mission against Osama bin Laden in the Situation Room of the White House, May 1, 2011.”

“Servicemen hang off a lamp post cheering in celebration as thousands of people celebrate in the streets at Ground Zero, the site of the World Trade Center, waving American flags and honking horns to celebrate the death of Al Qaeda founder and leader Osama bin Laden in New York City.”

“A vendor walks past a sand sculpture of Osama bin Laden created by Indian sand artist Sudarshan Patnaik on a beach in Puri, India.”

Did somebody order an accomplished mission?


The FBI has updated its Most Wanted Terrorists list to reflect the long-overdue demise of Osama (Usama) bin Laden.

Thank goodness, amongst all the hype and celebration that the world’s most notorious terrorist is dead, we can still trust FOX News to fuck up the facts.

…and burns the birther movement at last night’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner F O R E V E R.

One of the great speeches in America’s history. Donald Trump you may as well give up now and go back to staring in the mirror whilst referring to yourself as a Golden God and paying former Miss Universe gold diggers for sex. You arrogant wannabe Republican comb-over carwash cunt.
Please see Seth Meyer’s destruction of Trump’s ego and the rest of the room below. Priceless.


12:05 – “And then of course there’s Donald Trump…he’s been saying he will run for President as a Republican which is surprising since I just assumed he was running as a joke. Donald Trump often appears on FOX news which is ironic because a fox often appears on his head…and I know that Trump is filthy rich but nobody told his accent.”

P.s., Today Obama sent a CIA mission to Pakistan to kill Osama Bin Laden. Bin Laden is now dead. Way he rolls.