Posts Tagged ‘Bill O’Reilly’


Crazy heckler interrupts President Obama during a fundraiser to call him the “antichrist”. Obama laughs it off, remains cool and then expresses concern for the heckler’s jacket after he is escorted out.

Dear FOX News,
I now hand this video over to you. Please find a way to make President Obama seem like the bad guy for disrespecting the heckler. If possible, send a memo to Bill O’Reilly and ask him to breakdown each second of this speech and put together a ten minute rant on Obama’s crusade against [insert any Republican agenda].
Sincerely,
Sarah Palin

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“Jon Stewart made good on his promise to appear on The O’Reilly Factor to debate Bill O’Reilly on the subject of Common’s controversial appearance at a White House poetry event.”


Last month, Right-wing Fox nut-job Bill O’Reilly argued that God exists because there is no explanation for the tides. Well, someone took the five seconds it takes to explain to Bill O’Reilly that it’s actually the moon’s gravity that sets the tides in motion. Bill O’Reilly quickly fired back at the “pinheads” with an airtight retort: “Well, how did the moon get there?” Because as you know if science can’t explain absolutely everything immediately that proves God exists.

It seems he shot himself in the foot with ignorance, now he’s reloading…The thing is Jupiter has 63 moons. How did they get there?! God must like Jupiter a lot.

Discover Magazine has a fairly thorough rebuttal for Mr O’Reilly.

Check it out HERE!

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In The Switch, the autobiographical movie about her life (cheap joke), Jennifer Aniston plays an unmarried 40-year-old woman who turns to a turkey baster in order to become pregnant. In a recent interview to promote the movie, Jennifer Aniston defended her single lifestyle and the fact that she hasn’t had kids of her own by saying that “times have changed” and that women everywhere “don’t have to fiddle with a man to have that child”.

As reported by various celebrity news sources, when Bill O’Reilly caught wind of her statement, he debated the topic of single motherhood on ‘The O’Reilly Factor’ and called out the 41-year-old actress. “She’s throwing a message out to 12-year-olds and 13-year-olds that, ‘Hey you don’t need a guy. You don’t need a dad.’ That is destructive to our society,” O’Reilly railed. Fox News contributor Margaret Hoover and Fox News anchor Gretchen Carlson debated alongside O’Reilly admitting young teens won’t be able to differentiate the difference between a 40-year-old woman and a teenager raising a child as a single mother. “She is glamorizing single parenthood,” Carlson said. O’Reilly called out the actress, deeming her message inappropriate. “Jennifer Aniston can hire a battery of people to help her. But she can’t hire a dad. Dads bring a psychology to children that in this society is under emphasized. Men get hosed all day long in the parental arena,” he ranted. “Any man who leaves their children is not a man. Let’s make that perfectly clear. But the fathers that do try hard are under appreciated and diminished by people like Jennifer Aniston,” he continued. Finally, O’Reilly challenged Aniston to come on his show and defend her statement. “If she wants to explain, she can get her butt right in here.”

This would have some creedance if Bill O’Reilly wasn’t an ignorant conservative loudmouth cunt. Sorry, that was harsh, I meant facist American television host, author, syndicated columnist and political commentator. He may also be slightly retarded, but that is not for me to say. All I will say is that he works for FOX News. Draw your own conclusions.

Can anyone who still looks this hot at 41yrs old really be blamed for anything? Didn’t think so. Debate closed.