Posts Tagged ‘Interior Semiotics’

Documentation of Interior Semiotics, a performance by Gabbi Colette.
Basically, a young performance artist rubs a mixture of dirt and SpaghettiOs all over her shirt, recites phonetic gibberish, cuts a hole in the crotch of her pants, urinates on the floor, cleans it up with her dirty shirt, and leaves.

Hipster art…um…but what does it mean? Life is dirty and shit and then we try to clean it up. I think Double Rainbow is more profound than this and equally as shocking. And another thing, how long does it take to get a fucking can open? The title of this video should be “Misuse of a Can Opener”. Seriously, this is the worse cooking show I have ever seen! This is why terrorists hate America.

I think one of the hipsters sums it up best near the end when he says, “I need to get up now.”

Question: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Answer: It’s an obscure number, you’ve probably never heard of it.