Posts Tagged ‘MTV’

The year was 1984 and Billy Squier had just made the worst music video of all time. Fact.


Not in the bedroom! Don’t be crazy, it’s Anderson Cooper. “On last night’s AC360, Anderson Cooper took his Honesty Hammer(tm) to the single greatest threat our future existence has ever faced: The Smooshing Scourge known as Snooki…”

Mr. Cooper, the way you go on, you make Snooki out to be some kind of attention-seeking, grapefruit resembling sack of organs that you shouldn’t approach for fear of being sucked into a vortex of mental retardation.

Agreed, Anderson. However, you should be asking WHY Snooki exists. I fear you see this as too difficult a question, causing you to take refuge in exploring HOW she exists, which is a damn shame.

The MTV VMA’s were on last night and Video of the Year went to Lady Gaga for ‘Bad Romance’. Wait for it…Lady Gaga made another statement with her outfit…a meat dress. The statement I am going to guess is about fashion and the treatment of animals and….to be honest if she wasn’t trying to shock people all the time it would mean more but everyone knows to expect weird outfits from Man-donna. I have an idea for her and her design team: go to H&M or Gap and dress normal for your next performance, no one will see that coming and then her legion of ‘monster’ fans will talk about how she is representing…a parody of…challenging social norms…a statement against…child labour….blah blah blah blah…

More shocking than the meat outfit was Cher who is still wearing that same look from that ancient video where she sits on top of those big navy guns. Scary. Hey MTV, what ever happened to young popstars making out on stage? Meat dresses and Cher. Seriously?

Spooky, what’s wrong with you?!
You’ve been watching football for three weeks and forgot to feed me…what’s wrong with you, man?

I guarantee that amongst all the slick big budget SA 2010 ads you are likely to see in the build up over the next 2 weeks, MTV have produced the strangest.