Posts Tagged ‘Newslite’

A woman in Kent rang up 999 (the British equivalent of 911) to report a stolen snowman.

I’m willing to bet that prick the sun stole it.

Meanwhile, Wendy’s decide to get into the holiday spirit.

Is it still sexual innuendo if there is no non-sexual way to read this sentence?


Guinness World Records has officially recognized 20-year-old Francisco Domingo Joaquim of Angola as being the man with the widest mouth in the world — nearly 6.7 inches across! He won his place in the Guinness World Records for having a mouth so rubbery he can fit an entire Coke can in it… sideways.

The 20-year-old record breaker from Sambizanga in Angola is said to have shot to fame after showing off his ‘talent’ at local markets and football games.