Posts Tagged ‘Robert Pattinson’

To celebrate the release of the first official Breaking Dawn teaser Emma Clark (aka NuttyMadam) decided to tape a rather melodramatic Twilight trailer reaction video.

So Bella’s hair looks better than in Eclipse. Good to know.

Urban Dictionary:
Twihard – “Serious/obsessive reader of the Twilight Saga by Stephenie Meyer, one leap above Twilighters.

The difference between being a Twilighter and being a Twihard, is that Twihards have embraced a new Twiligion (religion based on Twilight). They live and breath Twilight. Most Twihards are for Edward and Bella. Therefore, those Twihards are all for true love & love at first sight. Point out one thing to a Twihard, and they can relate it to Twilight instantly. Savage and wild, they need every single thing to be perfect in the upcoming Twilight movie.”


Comedian Ben Gleib mixes it up with Twihards at the LA premiere of the Twilight Saga: Eclipse. Twilarity ensues.

It also came out a few days ago that sparkly heartthrob Robert ‘”your dirty hair made you a star” Pattinson is related to Vlad the Impaler, the inspiration behind Bram Stoker’s Dracula. The two are actually related through none other than the British Royal Family. Pattinson is a distant cousin to Princes Harry and William, while Vlad was their distant uncle.

Genealogist Anastasia Tyler from says “Tracing Pattinson’s family back to Vlad was difficult research, but the pieces that unravelled created the perfect accompaniment to the Twilight Saga. Without any myth or magic, we find royalty and vampires lurking in Pattinson’s life – making his story just as supernatural as the one he’s playing on screen.” It turns out, rather conveniently, that author Stephanie Meyer is also related to Dracula. I’m sure if you did a lot of “difficult research” you would find that I am related to Oprah Winfrey.
Here is a picture of my cousin Oprah eating a corn dog.

There’s only one reason I will allow my wife to force me to watch the latest Twilight movie and that is…

Robert Pattinson (“You’re filthy hair made you a star!”) receives the wrath of Les Grossman (Tom Cruise’s Tropic Thunder alter ego) to promote this sunday’s MTV’s Movie Awards.